as soon as i entered the bar i saw her
sitting at the far end God she was beautiful black silk party dress bare shoulders
spaghetti thin straps she was nursing a martini her short black hair covering
one eye ala veronica lake i immediately went into some  steps  i thought might
work she dint even notice  i  tried some  fancy  footwork ending  with  a near
perfect moon walk she kindda smirked, looked at the guy three stools down like 
she’s sharing the joke of me i got desperate, did some pirouettes but only got
some admiring glances from two guys  at the near end they looked me up  and
down like they were interested or something i ignored them, folded up my arms,
flapped them like wings, cawed out a complex melody while turning slowly in a circle
and damned if that didn’t fail also
what’s a guy to do when
none of his mating dances work? 
xxx
pepe nero